Mental Mystics
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My name is Kristen and I'm currently depressed over Christopher Owen's departure from Girls. I think I have one picture of myself and idk. You should follow Tessa if you're not already doing that. These are the bands I've seen so far.


‘There’s no need to call me sir, Professor.’ ‘Wow, I wonder what it’d be like to have a difficult life?’ [‘Listening to the news! Again?’] ‘Well, it changes every day, you see.’ ‘Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out the back of his head!’ ‘Have you ever let it slip that you’d like to go out in public with the words My Sweetheart round your neck?’ ‘This is night, Diddykins. That’s what we call it when it goes all dark like this.’


infinite-jubilation:

jesus-san:

klainespants:

apparently when you drop a gummy bear into potassium

it opens a portal to hell

you can see the fear in that little guy’s eyes

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on the first day of freshman year my science teacher did this for us and made it a whole sacrifice and played music and chanted and thats when i knew i wanted to be a scientist 

(Source: pyrop, via thewinchesterbutts)


“Feminists do the best Photoshop because they leave the meat on your bones. They don’t change your size or your skin color. They leave in your disgusting knuckles, but they may take out some armpit stubble. Not because they’re denying its existence, but because they understand that it’s okay to make a photo look as if you were caught on your best day in the best light.”—Tina Fey.






"Working folks shouldn’t have to wait year after year for the minimum wage to go up, while CEO pay has never been higher. So here’s an idea that Governor Romney and I actually agreed on last year: let’s tie the minimum wage to the cost of living, so it finally becomes a wage you can live on."

PRESIDENT OBAMA, at the State of the Union.

Common fucking sense.  Which means it won’t go anywhere.  Thanks, Congress!

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