Tumblr (3.0; @thelastshadowpuppeteer)http://thelastshadowpuppeteer.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpp0ezk1mu1r19909o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <ul><li>‘There’s no need to call me <em>sir</em>, Professor.’</li> <li>‘Wow, I wonder what it’d be like to have a difficult life?’</li> <li>[‘Listening to the news! Again?’] ‘Well, it changes every day, you see.’</li> <li>‘Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out the back of his head!’</li> <li>‘Have you ever let it slip that you’d like to go out in public with the words <em>My Sweetheart</em> round your neck?’</li> <li>‘This is night, Diddykins. That’s what we call it when it goes all dark like this.’</li> </ul></blockquote> <p></p>http://thelastshadowpuppeteer.tumblr.com/post/43088776413http://thelastshadowpuppeteer.tumblr.com/post/43088776413Thu, 14 Feb 2013 13:59:24 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltuaq9vqJ31qcpijho1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltuaq9vqJ31qcpijho2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://twistingreality.tumblr.com/post/33083959513/bigbro-winchester-nupersatural-callmejude">twistingreality</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bigbro-winchester.tumblr.com/post/28815084362/nupersatural-callmejude-do-you-even-watch">bigbro-winchester</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nupersatural.tumblr.com/post/28813094362/callmejude-do-you-even-watch-the-show-omg">nupersatural</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://callmejude.tumblr.com/post/28696080058">callmejude</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7w3fwlKej1qb2bvi.jpg"/></p> </blockquote> <p>Do you even watch the show omg</p> </blockquote> <p>#awkward moment when dick is an actual monster on the show</p> </blockquote> <p><br/>#that other awkward moment when almost every line of the last season was an innuendo about the actual moster dick</p> </blockquote>http://thelastshadowpuppeteer.tumblr.com/post/43088723696http://thelastshadowpuppeteer.tumblr.com/post/43088723696Thu, 14 Feb 2013 13:58:22 -0500<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/bXScgXleLX8?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://infinite-jubilation.tumblr.com/post/43056777276/jesus-san-klainespants-apparently-when-you">infinite-jubilation</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jesus-san.tumblr.com/post/23325240774">jesus-san</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://klainespants.tumblr.com/post/23313164328/apparently-when-you-drop-a-gummy-bear-into">klainespants</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>apparently when you drop a gummy bear into potassium</p> <p>it opens a portal to hell</p> </blockquote> <p>you can see the fear in that little guy’s eyes</p> <p><img alt="image" height="228" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m48zadB4Py1qdj35o.png" width="211"/></p> </blockquote> <p>on the first day of freshman year my science teacher did this for us and made it a whole sacrifice and played music and chanted and thats when i knew i wanted to be a scientist </p> </blockquote>http://thelastshadowpuppeteer.tumblr.com/post/43088699829http://thelastshadowpuppeteer.tumblr.com/post/43088699829Thu, 14 Feb 2013 13:57:54 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3f58acd08427713901f4412e91df6fd9/tumblr_mi6s2wh0XY1qffky9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><em><strong><big><big>“</big></big></strong></em><span><small><em>Feminists do the best Photoshop because they leave the meat on your bones. They don’t change your size or your skin color. They leave in your disgusting knuckles, but they may take out some armpit stubble. Not because they’re denying its existence, but because they understand that it’s okay to make a photo look as if you were caught on your best day in the best light.</em>”</small></span><span>—</span><em><strong>Tina Fey.</strong></em></p> </blockquote>http://thelastshadowpuppeteer.tumblr.com/post/43088588757http://thelastshadowpuppeteer.tumblr.com/post/43088588757Thu, 14 Feb 2013 13:55:45 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8ef3a947bc46326b40e73c1824137360/tumblr_mhs1nultQc1rd37xho6_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bc2bd9ae52d427ae25f20d5c2dba7824/tumblr_mhs1nultQc1rd37xho4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9ca0f647626bea1ec660a288847a7e68/tumblr_mhs1nultQc1rd37xho7_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/22a6003067b0af0213cede6e4753cc0e/tumblr_mhs1nultQc1rd37xho2_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fa966d7872161401a591533b53f20a36/tumblr_mhs1nultQc1rd37xho8_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/086aa2932d77fff0c999fca6d23b2922/tumblr_mhs1nultQc1rd37xho3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6ebbc0a0c0ac9c65034be715550dffaa/tumblr_mhs1nultQc1rd37xho10_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a4a4d9279d684023d448f9a0ef7f1f85/tumblr_mhs1nultQc1rd37xho5_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8ca6d128b879e573273f5f9fea7a4be7/tumblr_mhs1nultQc1rd37xho1_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://thelastshadowpuppeteer.tumblr.com/post/43088495140http://thelastshadowpuppeteer.tumblr.com/post/43088495140Thu, 14 Feb 2013 13:53:56 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3b443bb7346b5178a30672050b4cf6e2/tumblr_mi70aq2CHy1qljvhzo1_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ee289f888a805e323fdf998b9240ff33/tumblr_mi70aq2CHy1qljvhzo2_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/676e8c4bc4e7e39b95c192e7a5ebfd79/tumblr_mi70aq2CHy1qljvhzo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/033bae75be8702d9337afe7d9ff780ff/tumblr_mi70aq2CHy1qljvhzo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fbaddb8ee45352b61eaae82b67adbe59/tumblr_mi70aq2CHy1qljvhzo5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3a715c92ead1224324fdfc287d5b47ec/tumblr_mi70aq2CHy1qljvhzo6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9590c4e94dc42c46ead3f8a524d247f1/tumblr_mi70aq2CHy1qljvhzo7_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cf2e845513d90a1ef44192e72c6b09ea/tumblr_mi70aq2CHy1qljvhzo8_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e810d24fa6b239bdfddba690f0adbfee/tumblr_mi70aq2CHy1qljvhzo9_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/65025e6452ec90e9af59553fada1c5f2/tumblr_mi70aq2CHy1qljvhzo10_500.png"/><br/> a savior rises from the ashes like a phoenix<br/><br/> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pulpfanfiction.tumblr.com/post/43056395642/this-has-been-the-scariest-night-of-the-i-fucking">pulpfanfiction</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>this has been the scariest night of the I Fucking Hate Skeletons groups life</p> </blockquote>http://thelastshadowpuppeteer.tumblr.com/post/43088416949http://thelastshadowpuppeteer.tumblr.com/post/43088416949Thu, 14 Feb 2013 13:52:24 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fad3a347b0ef9953b9bd2955842b9973/tumblr_mgn9b15MJr1rcyrpuo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://thelastshadowpuppeteer.tumblr.com/post/43088301045http://thelastshadowpuppeteer.tumblr.com/post/43088301045Thu, 14 Feb 2013 13:50:09 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bc2bde13f9a9ea437b34943da84b2fc5/tumblr_mf5i1kPVTV1qfzv8mo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thelastshadowpuppeteer.tumblr.com/post/43088269465http://thelastshadowpuppeteer.tumblr.com/post/43088269465Thu, 14 Feb 2013 13:49:34 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/39d3bfba81afe84474545b0f1ef21e9a/tumblr_mhx2u7mGRm1s58wrgo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/659da1e4c92b0fa9fff8b3595f029ce1/tumblr_mhx2u7mGRm1s58wrgo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0ced5b0d8b386de47e6adeb5b2cddf8b/tumblr_mhx2u7mGRm1s58wrgo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/856990b2b1adefa275b77aa167d831f5/tumblr_mhx2u7mGRm1s58wrgo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/79766e62ffa27b35b6e101751bafedb7/tumblr_mhx2u7mGRm1s58wrgo5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/20f2e0dfe21b8a731e8fef28c14cb5d0/tumblr_mhx2u7mGRm1s58wrgo6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bordeaux-is-burning.tumblr.com/post/42642840722/obscuruslupa-friendzonedagain-the-bullshit">bordeaux-is-burning</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://obscuruslupa.tumblr.com/post/42622389481/friendzonedagain-the-bullshit-police-in-friend">obscuruslupa</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://friendzonedagain.tumblr.com/post/42617966056/the-bullshit-police-in-friend-zone-written-by">friendzonedagain</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://prozdandsiro.tumblr.com/post/42599231386/the-bullshit-police-in-friend-zone-written-by"><strong>The Bullshit Police in “Friend Zone”</strong></a></p> <p>Written by SungWon <a href="http://prozd.tumblr.com/">ProZD</a> Cho</p> <p>Illustrated by Jackson <a href="http://muertosiro.tumblr.com/">Siro</a> Wyse</p> </blockquote> <p>RELEASE THE LAW EAGLES</p> </blockquote> <p>*We don’t actually know how the government works.</p> </blockquote>http://thelastshadowpuppeteer.tumblr.com/post/43088176833http://thelastshadowpuppeteer.tumblr.com/post/43088176833Thu, 14 Feb 2013 13:47:44 -0500“Working folks shouldn’t have to wait year after year for the minimum wage to go up, while CEO pay has never been higher. So here’s an idea that Governor Romney and I actually agreed on last year: let’s tie the minimum wage to the cost of living, so it finally becomes a wage you can live on.”<br/><br/> - <em><p><strong>PRESIDENT OBAMA, at the State of the Union.</strong></p> <p><strong>Common fucking sense.  Which means it won’t go anywhere.  Thanks, Congress!</strong></p> <p>(via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://inothernews.tumblr.com/">inothernews</a>)</p></em>http://thelastshadowpuppeteer.tumblr.com/post/43088124818http://thelastshadowpuppeteer.tumblr.com/post/43088124818Thu, 14 Feb 2013 13:46:41 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1ef1d5a757c48b96fe18ede4cd6112ca/tumblr_mi7mewUDzz1qfo4zno1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://allihearisradiogaga.tumblr.com/post/43072765864/and-the-favorite-person-award-goes-to">allihearisradiogaga</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>And the favorite person award goes to…</p> </blockquote>http://thelastshadowpuppeteer.tumblr.com/post/43087748441http://thelastshadowpuppeteer.tumblr.com/post/43087748441Thu, 14 Feb 2013 13:39:22 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e1d6677b50d56959a185aed6c27246a6/tumblr_mi0vwercap1qk0j55o1_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6cfa8ab9c7bf4f3061b0289253284257/tumblr_mi0vwercap1qk0j55o2_r2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://thelastshadowpuppeteer.tumblr.com/post/43087729517http://thelastshadowpuppeteer.tumblr.com/post/43087729517Thu, 14 Feb 2013 13:39:02 -0500<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_43087672427" src="http://thelastshadowpuppeteer.tumblr.com/post/43087672427/audio_player_iframe/thelastshadowpuppeteer/tumblr_mhvd8vecFQ1s1colp?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fthelastshadowpuppeteer%2F43087672427%2Ftumblr_mhvd8vecFQ1s1colp" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-tones.tumblr.com/post/42543113616/do-you-wanna-dance-the-ramones">the-tones</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>Do You Wanna Dance</em> // <strong>The Ramones</strong></p> </blockquote>http://thelastshadowpuppeteer.tumblr.com/post/43087672427http://thelastshadowpuppeteer.tumblr.com/post/43087672427Thu, 14 Feb 2013 13:37:55 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4601ab7ff74beacc30352be1b3987cd8/tumblr_mgzq3nIYjY1qejqeqo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/91ef5d6942b763dcb30702e0ee140106/tumblr_mgzq3nIYjY1qejqeqo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://thelastshadowpuppeteer.tumblr.com/post/43087668517http://thelastshadowpuppeteer.tumblr.com/post/43087668517Thu, 14 Feb 2013 13:37:50 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dd2664242bab16d6483a44357030410c/tumblr_mh92efXXIM1rnmjxuo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://thelastshadowpuppeteer.tumblr.com/post/41547606296http://thelastshadowpuppeteer.tumblr.com/post/41547606296Sat, 26 Jan 2013 15:51:24 -0500<p><a href="http://iwishlilbwasmygrandpa.tumblr.com/post/41220788898/indie-game-the-movie-the-indie-game" class="tumblr_blog">iwishlilbwasmygrandpa</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Indie Game: The Movie: The Indie Game </p></blockquote>http://thelastshadowpuppeteer.tumblr.com/post/41245057994http://thelastshadowpuppeteer.tumblr.com/post/41245057994Tue, 22 Jan 2013 21:26:20 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9fd87b5497ade1b81a2b6ea819a5b8de/tumblr_mh1rivZ5gT1qfrrv2o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://thelastshadowpuppeteer.tumblr.com/post/41245030950http://thelastshadowpuppeteer.tumblr.com/post/41245030950Tue, 22 Jan 2013 21:26:02 -0500the simpsonssimpsonsmilhousetherapisttherapylovelove lifetelevisiondatingthe hat on his had contains just the name of a movie it is not an inside joke<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d73eb483d282379ae5b54a9f71ee4728/tumblr_mh1rfhUFMk1qg80mio1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://thelastshadowpuppeteer.tumblr.com/post/41244959047http://thelastshadowpuppeteer.tumblr.com/post/41244959047Tue, 22 Jan 2013 21:25:14 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9e151b7aa0d71ed899f41f213b1a1326/tumblr_mh1qemVuiA1r8309yo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://thelastshadowpuppeteer.tumblr.com/post/41244957565http://thelastshadowpuppeteer.tumblr.com/post/41244957565Tue, 22 Jan 2013 21:25:13 -0500me<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c748d76948f3a42c9fc5140277856a3d/tumblr_mgua1vyq5g1r08o57o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/edb3654523ccf87679a19e8e8de6cf81/tumblr_mgua1vyq5g1r08o57o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d5f2f9583bd3ec2d92b90b45bae4b877/tumblr_mgua1vyq5g1r08o57o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e46fe24e428d6cb14ae7be5db4f875ad/tumblr_mgua1vyq5g1r08o57o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2f1123ce15025202a56f98315de00952/tumblr_mgua1vyq5g1r08o57o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/51c1076e9b7fbdaffe8f0ee441a53b71/tumblr_mgua1vyq5g1r08o57o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/917b65516df9759977413f9b0efd5434/tumblr_mgua1vyq5g1r08o57o7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0b83af920d6f12e07913f1b3aee53534/tumblr_mgua1vyq5g1r08o57o8_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ffd0f03d461a4100a5f3f9e7b5314ca7/tumblr_mgua1vyq5g1r08o57o9_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://idkcake.tumblr.com/post/40865673859/the-many-faces-of-sam-weir">idkcake</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The many faces of Sam Weir. </p> </blockquote>http://thelastshadowpuppeteer.tumblr.com/post/41244945451http://thelastshadowpuppeteer.tumblr.com/post/41244945451Tue, 22 Jan 2013 21:25:05 -0500